Friday, 10 April 2015

Declassified Setting: Ethnic Voting In Nigeria’s Democracy


Circumstances routinely arise where people unconsciously expose their repressed feelings. The recent election is one of such situations.

Carried away by the euphoria of victory, some people have spurted out feelings based on tribal feelings, elevating their group over another. There are others who have been angry about the defeat and have resorted to malicious speeches against one ethnic group or another, accusing them of conniving against their candidate. They had taken to spreading words capable of instigating war. It is shocking to read them saying that one powerful group is attacking the weaker ethnic group, the majority against the minority, one religion against another  in retaliation for not voting their candidate.

Very few people had managed to control themselves, which I doubt beneath the façade,  they are boiling in resentment. Those who tried to maintain neutrality did not escape this intricacy when they granted interviews , you can catch  them  dropping skinny hateful remarks against one ethnic group or another. For that, the election gave a platform for revealing classified feelings which  people had been hiding for fear of offending their friends, or damaging the reputation they are struggling to build as an asset for future aspirations. Once in a private setting, such people can speak out whatever feelings they have in their mind.

Certain factors played significant role to influence voting behavior in recent presidential election. Religion and region did play while the sheer commitment to redeem Nigeria from People Democratic Party’s misrule, which had confined Nigerians into a dungeon, played a big role. Many Nigerians are anxious to prove the party wrong with its claim to rule the country for sixty years. Sixty years of anguish, of murderous sufferings, of looting and willful destruction. Nigerians had seen only suffering and agony in the PDP’s sixteen years. The thought of living under this calamity for another forty-four years has always left me with sunken heart and deepened anxiety.

But because of ethnicity people went to the poll and managed to vote a candidate who disappointed with unfulfilled promises. Because he is closer to the home. In Nigeria’s political context, one will not desert a kinsman for a candidate from the outer space even when you did not benefit from his regime since Nigerians have believed that a kinsman in government is a representative of his fellow townsman in carting away the national wealth. According to one hypothesis expounded by Bala Usman  “ if one gets a plot in Victoria Island or directorship or a Mercedez car or some share, one is getting a share on behalf of his ethnic and religious folks. Riding a limousine and vacationing in five-star hotel abroad is on behalf of one’s tribesmen who are starving but somehow vicariously in that car and enjoying the hotel comfort.” One mystification that people find hard to decipher is the hidden meaning of what  politicians are implying, this can mutely say something like “vote for me so that I can get contracts and build  million-dollar accounts abroad.  Vote for me so that I can win a presidential seat, so that you minority as my kinsmen, can drive the satisfaction when you do not have a square meal a day, and your children are suffering from chronic malaria, yet I’m eating a dinner costing million dollars in the expensive presidential suits on your behalf and that of others in religious brotherhood.”  

In the Southwest, the votes were fiercely fought although APC had finally won. The Yoruba people felt that they were under represented in Jonathan’s government who had failed to procure the promises he made in 2011. They played kingmaker during that year that saw him as president. Now, if Jonathan won, it would be his last tenure, who was likely going to install a successor from the north, in a dubious zoning policy by his party that did a devastating harm to the country’s unity.
Voters in the region decided to vote for the APC, a party if elected, would have their son in the second most influential rank in the country. APC means more posts and being adequately represented. The possibility of producing the next president after Buhari’s tenure has even further encouraged their support.

Religion has been playing role to influence voters in the Middle Belt, even though votes were closely contested in the recent poll. Voters might have hated PDP with all their heart but felt the need to cast their votes to a candidate they share the same religion even if they have suffered terribly in his hand. Some people in this region, like some fellow countrymen elsewhere, see a northerner as an oppressor and a symbol of born-to-rule. They should vote for a candidate despite his apparent failure. Like other Nigerians, are battling with so much problems.

However, not everyone in the region put religion as the basis for electing a candidate. States such as Benue where Jonathan had won in 2011 had gone to Mr. Buhari with the overwhelming Christian’s support.  Mr. Jonathan relaxed, making little effort to win voters’ support by disbursing projects in addition to political appointments in which an official might not care to initiate policies that would touch the lives of their folks despite the idea of ethnic and religious brotherhood. Taking it for granted to be elected on religious brotherhood,  Mr. Jonathan miscalculated the business and  took to churches to announce government policies,  an unwise move capable of sharply dividing  voters on religious line.  He has seemed to forget that some families from the region lost their members to the insurgency and religious affiliation cannot do anything to compensate their anguish which Mr. Jonathan was less enthusiastic to confront.

In contrast, votes in Niger state were blind to religion. Election in the state  was seen as a broom sweeping the dirty tactics employed by the PDP to divide citizens on religious line, and rule on mutual understanding in sharing the loot between Muslims and Christians. The vote there is a symbol  of national unity because a Christian candidate fielded by the APC has floored down a Muslim candidate aspiring to the senate after eight years  serving as state governor. The victory of David Umaru came with a hope for unity and touch for genuine democracy.

In the core northern states, the chief factor was insecurity, among other things.  People were anxiously desperate for change, they have got it badly for the last four years where the insurgency had blown off the peace and crippled economic activities. You can be amazed why Buhari had gotten such pyramid of votes from Kano hence you did not know how I have been living in fear, in austerity, with children glancing over their shoulders in the classroom. Many families have either lost a brother or father to the insurgency from the perceived wanton inability of Mr. Jonathan-led government. Voters who were diehard supporters of the PDP and voted for it previously, did not show interest in the party at the recent poll. Among them were bereaved  people nursing the pain of  the loss of a family member who went to the market or mosque and did not come back alive.

Many people like me felt guilty to cast our vote for PDP. When we looked around, we saw children who lost their fathers to the insurgency. You could not have the face to look these kids and tell them you’re sympathetic with them when you have voted the man whose inaction led to the death of their fathers. People really needed a man whose vote would not mean another four years of killings, showing little interest to tackle the insurgency until the last minute to serve as political advantage on the eve of the election. Some people who did not initially subscribe to the conspiracy theory of Jonathan’s involvement in the insurgency had begun to believe in it.  Muslims and Christians from the region felt that Jonathan did not give them the attention they deserved. People were prepared to vote for any candidate irrespective of religion or place of origin who is ready to redeem them from their tragedy. Just a man, whether a Pope from Vatican or an Imam from Mecca. 

Muslims and Christians stood for one another in the spirit of solidarity from the shared tragedy. It is simplistic and naïve to stand before the international audience and shout against the vote from states such as Kano when you have made no effort to help them out from their suffering You kept busy lining up of your pocket and expected these people to give you votes. What an ego? Hedonistic!
I may even say people had shown development in the process of one-Nigeria democracy to have given some hundred-thousand votes to Goodluck Jonathan whose heartland states gave fewer votes to General Buhari in 2011. Of course people in the north have learnt ethnic voting from some parts of the country.

No denial, religion was partly a factor. But it is a weak assertion to say people in the north had voted Buhari entirely on religious affinity. Buhari had trounced late president Yaradua who at that time had lately finished serving two terms as Katsina state governor and was contesting for the presidency despite the incumbency factor : the army, the navy, the police and the state treasury at the PDP’s beck and call.

Jonathan was looked at as ethnic representation of a certain group with the hurtful statements from some people who viewed him as our son in government. Secondly, he was seen as an anti-north for his cancellation of dredging river to the north, and especially for his reluctant attitude to deploy military might to confront the insurgents which had painted a bad picture on him to be seen more as accomplice than a man saddled with the responsibility for protecting their life and properties.  And of course it might be true that some people might derive pleasure when there is bomb blast in the north. For this reason alone, the teeming almajiri, the ‘trown away,’ the abokis, those incomprehensible and dense bodies had come out in torrent and full of emotions to cast their votes.

The policy of mixing up politics with religion was rendered useless in Kaduna, the home of Namadi Sambo who told northerners not vote APC because of pastor Osinbajo is serving as Buhari’s running mate. But many people felt threatened under PDP’s government with its Muslim vice president and hoped to feel more secure under people like pastor Osinbajo.

Buhari’s victory is seen as symbol of unity among diverse Nigerian nations, groups who were marginalized by Jonathan’s ethnic showmanship throughout the country. If there is any ethnicity at stake during the election, it would not be unconnected with the grudge some Katisna people held against Jonathan who assumed power following the death of their son. But this feeling might have flourished on certain factors.

There were people who vehemently attacked Buhari beyond just differences in political party and style of governance. They nurtured a personal grudge against him and the race where he comes from. You do not need to have a voice analyzer or polygraph to detect the strong hatred they say of him in their speeches. They called him a pedophile a fundamentalist who would convert the whole country into his religion. I could not help wondering if such people actually knew an iota of what Nigeria or democracy is all about. Some folks are suffering from schizophrenia.

I found it hard to cope with the thought of some people whom I initially accorded the respected for having remarkable intellect whom I later found were ready to believe in such idiocies and  began peddling it. Inconsistencies have occurred in their utterances to cripple their allegations when they voted Umar Yaradua who came from the same region and religion with Buhari. Where were their heads when they voted Yardua?  Did they not fear that Yaradua was a Muslim? Did they not think that Yardua was also from the mental universe of the born-to-rule society? We should wait to see if such hateful souls will take up their life when PDP presented a candidate from the north in the next election period.  I can only accept one submission if they had stated that they were supporting Jonathan as “our man” despite his obvious incompetence.

A fight for all

Nigerians had learnt a big lesson from the anguish and gnashing of teeth following the fuel subsidy removal just a year after Jonathan was sworn into office in 2011 and the theft of the Sure-P funds the following months, money which Nigerians had supposedly paid when government decided it could not afford to sell petroleum to its citizens at subsidized price. Nigerians quickly saw through the lie where officials stole the money meant for the improvement of their life.

This election is seen among the citizens as collective responsibility to redeem Nigeria from the cruel hands of some crooks who had been swindling the country for sixteen years. According to John Campbell, ‘’when and if violence occurs, it is between APC and PDP and not Muslims and Christians.” People had united against the PDP to save the country they saw as a crippled car climbing up to a hill while its peers and those who started after her had set the pace for travelling to the moon. Voters believed to come out to push this car forward.  Naira, dollars and pounds had exchanged hands but did not yield the desired result.   

Jonathan’s embarrassing attitude that threw the country to disgrace before the international community had also exacerbated his unpopularity. Some powerful few had built a wall that prevented him from the reality.  Those who misled Jonathan told him only about economic boost. But  they had forgotten that it was despite, not because of government, where ministers wore a wristwatch that costs a million dollar, a scandal that could cause a public officer to lose his post and go to jail in another country. His willful indifference has awakened the civic responsibility of the citizens where humanity is accorded respect that is  little better than a favour given to hindquarters. Incidents such as the missing girls, the massacre of two-thousand souls in the town of Baga, the missing of million dollars, pension fund scam, the fraudulent purchases of executive fleet, allegation of massive corruption in the military sector, all this had added up to the Jonathan’s tragic flaw.
Not entirely unmerited, Jonathan’s deserved to be whipped out of office, with the oil minister spending millions of naira for her personal jet, million dollars lashing on the executive tea and convoy.

Another factor that had damaged Jonathan’s image was his attitude to deny visas to foreign journalists who were on their way to the country to cover the election, while the few locals working for the foreign media were detained by the state security operatives.  But Nigerians were very determined to make their votes count especially with the card reader on their side. They have taken to social media and made the whole process a global issue. This made it very difficult, and the people made it clear to the rigging community, that any attempt to maneuver would have damaging consequence to the presidency.

PDP and APC are the same.  The same?

It is worth noting to those who do not see the difference between APC and PDP to have a check of their mental capability. Oh yes I see, senility is inevitable where mental and physical ability go down with the age in which a person’s  brain becomes less acute, confused and forgetful. After reading a body of books, yet the basic knowledge of law of logic has escaped someone’s mind in order for him to make a conclusion based on a kinda  of mischief.  No doubt that Buhari is surrounded by some PDP’s emigrants. Yet, we still have confidence in Buhari/Osinbajo believing that their body language and character would never suggest “stealing is not corruption”  as a willful indifference to the  theft of the nation’s wealth.

Buhari has many challenges to face, especially with the crooks surrounding him, caught between limited choice to work for the masses or reward those who funded his campaign. Buhari might fall out with the elite who sponsored his campaign but his victory is not entirely credited to a single society of men considering the staggering base support of the masses he enjoyed.  He should not be there to spend taxpayers’ money for his kitchen paraphernalia. Press the thieves to vomit the money they swallowed and fix such critical issue as power, insecurity, oil scarcity; issues that have been eating the soul of the downtrodden.

He should try to have confronted the fundamental problems confronting the country before he leaves office and put the whole processes on the track of stabilization in such an open way where citizens can have access to know how much fund was allotted to a project. This open government will help retain the truth of Nigerians, in case he left office with uncompleted projects, the masses shall be curious to see the projects done. In addition, open government is an option to Buhari where he will throw the fight between government officials and the citizens so that once an issue becomes public, it is hard for an official to brazen off the hues and cries that will ensue from the public. This will force them to cultivate good character since men are forced to believe in what they do not really believe in for the sake of appearance. That is, if Buhari chose to be a passive aggressor against corruption.


Character is like a shirt, everyone may choose to wear his taste according to his circumstances. Jonathan government left a huge lesson. Believing that Buhari ‘s unfriendly attitude to corruption, will make public officials become wary since in this regime there is no sign that common stealing is not corruption. It is the head the moves first before  the body follows suit. If his character and body language is seem to suggest ‘’stealing is not corruption’’ which  at best is fairly impossible and  at worst unlikely, then, I tell you even the most honest person will not stand watching everyone swimming into the sea and waits the wind to push him. 

Saturday, 14 February 2015

Circle of Fools and the Entire Family of Jonathanians

By Abubakar Sulaiman Muhd


One fool is enough in a family. But we have lot of them in the Nigeria’s extended family: The President, the comedian First Lady, the thief National Security Adviser, the lie-mouthpiece Abati and the entire family of Jonathanians and the many more who are lost and unknown in the chaotic welter.

Not entirely undeserved, no, they merit their positions. Some are high-grade fools and complete mental defectives. 

First the president himself who is so reluctant, whose mindset is not ready to be Nigerian president. He never appreciates to be in the capacity  of the presidency and might have been well satisfied had he remained as an unassertive Vice President who would steal from a little corner without public notice. He felt secured and comfortable there to steal in peace.

Jonathan never had the desire of being Nigeria’s president again. He felt contented with the money he has stolen all his life during his service in public offices since 1999 and decided not contest again for the Presidency. He feels that the havoc he wrought within six years of his presidency is too much for the country to heal in the next six decades. But then, some rogues surrounding Jonathan want to use him to fill their granaries. How can I believe in someone who does not believe in himself?

Mr. President thinks twice. Too much pressure has mounted upon him, he decided and felt that he still has some benefits to gain considering his poor background as a shoeless child the entire period of his primary education.  As a member of Nigeria’s second generations, he feels somehow a victim of corruption by the leaders of the First Republic. Now he has the chance and feels that he could not sacrifice his greed to redeem Nigeria. The nightmare poor childhood haunts the President and makes him to steal even more to secure his financial well-being. You know, life is full of uncertainties, let’s save today for the rainy days, a voice whispers in Jonathan’s mind. His loot can cater for six generations of his family.
Woe unto those who collaborate to bring tragedy unto our country!

Thank God we have Dame Patience as First lady. She can be a blockhead in the lecture halls.  But she has a distinction of the national repute when it comes to foolishness. She is unchallengeable award-winning comedian that gives us some relief during this hour of national grief. Whenever I feel like chocking with anger, I simply play one of the Dame Patience’s comic-relief series and instantly forget all the worries in the world. One must concede that she is genius in that field and in her unsuccessful effort to string together highfaluting and polluting pidgin errors to unsuccessfully attempt to abuse parents in Chibok  and the entire victims of abduction throughout the country.

One of the failures of democracy is that it creates variegated collection of idiots and fools under the super market of constitution that empowers many who do not know what they are doing to be the rulers of a country. This is why our blood is shed every passing moment. The Dasuki category is the force behind this. They are the heartless who pour layers of corruption down the lane of our security institutions and send those poor soldiers early to their graves by forcing them to face Boko Haram with weapons not being in use since American civil war. This is why I pity our poor soldiers and willingly offer handouts to those disinterested security personnel under the scorching sun in the streets, and they say “thank you broda. Na only merciful man dey sabi him broda never chop since morning. The big Oga wey put poor man under sun no de remember.” Well, they do not forget, the only problem is having the idiots in charge of security affairs.

Government like ours that places family background and wealth as conditions for political opportunities creates an environment that allows criminals to thrive. They become absolutely reluctant to defend the country against its enemies because they already have some foreign passports, and refuse to arm the majority since they fear that they will one day rise against their interests, while those handful of people in government who hail from poor background like Jonathan are intolerably unwilling to spend our money to secure our security because they feel like spending the money is courting the nightmare of their childhood.  Stingy people from poor background!

I come to understand that those poor soldiers in the streets are not our enemies. Befriend them, engage them and you will quickly understand that you have a shared predicament. You have common enemies somewhere in Abuja with whose sons always start their military career as Lieutenants and Colonels. Those are the like of Femi-Fani Kayode’s background whose future is secured by their parents, sent to study abroad but end up as tourists and sightseers, patronizing dancing houses all their academic life in Europe or America before they return to the country under the guise of completion to land on the reserved jobs in public services. If you read Jonathan closely, you will understand that he uses this method to secure his family’s political and financial foot-hole.

There are also those who are not natural fools like the First Lady nor permanent idiots like one National Security Adviser. No, they only choose to be temporary fools and pig-headed nitwits in order to secure their stomach infrastructure. Rueben Abati is one of those people who somewhat read fairly a number of books and are supposed to be immune by their knowledge to not lose all their decency and senses on the process of Jonathanianism. But you cannot help is they choose to.

Then Rueben Abati did not completely lose all his senses on the process of Jonathanianism like one obsequies ass-licker who has lost his logicality in-toto to offer foolishness such as ‘Nigeria persevered and diplomatically leaned on France (their colonial overlord).”  

This one makes me to conclude that people like Abati are tired of decent life because they need some cool cash. He decides to dance with the Devils. He betrays his conscience and manages to play the game with discretion to make unsuccessful effort in reconciling grand contradictions of his principal here and there in an attempt to publicize the regime’s revival of World War I railway system and to put cosmetics on the ugly face of the newly introduced corruption methodology in the 21st-century Nigeria. For his betrayal of truth, may he have nightmares in his dream.

Now Abati is left to maintain a safe spot at the middle of the chaos that Jonathan created recently. I believe he is there in his room cringing in embarrassment whenever he looks at the screen and finds the news of election postponement. He is not foolhardy and irrational like an indecent servile who comes publicly to declare that “the election has been postponed and nothing happened. It has been postponed and the APC can do nothing. It was postponed according to the law” and the next day we heard another moron of highest caliber, the fool of fools and prince of all fools nationwide, on the media chat saying he was not consulted when the election was postponed. This can only spurt out from the mouth whose head is psychologically disarrayed.

What makes me sick other than the stupidity and treasonable offence by the President is the shameful effort of some brazen career Jonathanians who find a face to defend the government. Why not just keep silent and spare the President a room to bear and bury the embarrassment he brings to the country. Your move to defend the Presidents’ irrationality is only bringing more shame on your principal. You should allow the issue to fade silently before the time when Mr. President and all his clowns like you will fade. Making defensive speeches is only exposing many of your guilt, madness and criminalities against the state. It also creates chaos in your psyche that you don’t have coherent reason and thought to offer other than accusing INEC Chairman, the institution that is almost entirely, one may say, under the President’s influence.

My solace is now PDP is shouting Jega must go on account of his lie to mention the inadequacies of INEC as a reason for the postponement of the general elections. I don’t know, but if this is true, Jonathan must go first, then Ngozi, then Deizani then all his cabinet members. They have promised to provide security, water supply, energy and so forth for the last six years; the popular basic needs of the centuries ago. Wasn’t it Jonathan who also promised us in 2012 that three months would be enough just after the grand scam of fuel subsidy removal Nigeria would become paradise?  How many years now we are still living in hell? Those who tell the hungry of the wonderful times to come are already eating their fill. 

And then the most dangerous of all are the irredeemable career Jonathanians who have nothing grand to benefit from the regime’s stealing like Femi Kayode or Sambo Dasuki other than the hope that one day they will be the devils. They are the internet hangers-on and Indomie kiosks philosophers who will tell you every reason you must vote for Jonathan because he represents hope for the future generation. Jonathan is a man from minority ethnic group who, despite his poor background, has become president. You shall help the system continue since there is a hope that one of them will one day become Nigerian president to steal public funds like Jonathan. Jonathan has really set the example. Hurry up before March 28th, I tell you. 

Sunday, 18 January 2015

The Innocence of Charlie Hebdo

The Innocence of Charlie Hebdo

As the event unfolded, people gathered in Paris to show solidarity with the victims in Charlie Hebdo. People condemned the attack from around the world, expressed sympathy, shock and disapproval. In the meantime, there were millions of people right in Paris and other places who did not share this sentiment. 

Some parts of the world have ruptured following the killings of the owners and publishers of a satirical magazine in Paris, even though there are other inhumane and more tragic killings of innocent people in north-eastern Nigeria’s town of Baga, (but I tell you they are blacks), and many more around the world by the U S drones which the world chooses to remain silent on. In everything there is selection, there is liberty to consider whose death is worthy mourning and acknowledging. Although some have the view that others elsewhere should also stand up for their people. But thousands of people that converged at Paris were not all Parisians, nor member of a single continent or religion.

Going by the culture of frees speech of the Western societies, the Charlie Hebdo were innocent because nobody in his own land would allow “invaders” to overrule their long-standing heritages. The magazine has given excuses that it has been French culture to satirize on the ground of free speech and thought; and given that they are “civilized “ society – the paper has been publishing cartoons and satires on prominent religious and political leaders.  It is on this argument that years back the paper won a case against some Muslim communities when they dragged it to the court for publishing filthy cartoons on the Muslims’ holiest icon. Various French presidents sent letters to be read publicly to the court while hearing the case in support of the paper.   

But free speech does not warrant insults on other people’ belief – no matter how “backward,” “barbaric” and “uneducated,” at least they are human beings with feelings like everyone.  There has been opposition from many quotas around the world, not against free speech, satire or publishing cartoons, but against the hate and racist approach of the magazine and its supporters. I’m saying this because I learnt that everyone has condemned the attack but only very few (not wracked with psychiatric disarray) have the clue that nothing could happen without something, to condemn the paper for its provocations and its insensitivity to “the belief of others.” Don’t we agree that we will respect each other’s belief especially in this rapidly globalized world?

Other than what appears on the surface, one with discerning mind can learn that it’s not only in defense of free speech – if true it is, but the hypocrisy of those who set a racist agenda against certain sensibilities. It seems to me that some people have made up their mind to portray Islam as violent religion. Killing of human being is an appalling and condemnable tragedy as disrespecting our prophet.

But I still I don’t know on what ground some people ganged up in Paris.  if it’s the killing, where were these people when thousands of people were killed in the same week in Baga, (they are blacks), where were these people when Israeli forces massacred hundreds of unarmed innocent kids in Gaza and where are these people when the US drones silently kill unarmed civilians, kids and women in other places around the world? Where were these people when police gunned down black teenagers in the US and the authority are very reluctant to punish the culprits? There is selection everywhere. Some deaths are meaningful.


I’m telling the world that this is not the first time free speech has been in crisis in Western societies. The tradition of free speech has been there in crisis for long. There were history of heresy trials, and witches had always gotten it terribly bad during the Protestant Europe. So, the idea that the attack on Charlie Hebdo is the only threat to freedom of expression is a mere hypocrisy. If it is truly in defense of free speech, where were these people when Egyptian government imprisoned Aljazeera journalists?  Edward Snowden has been hunted for revealing government information, Chelsea Manning is serving thirty-five-year prison term for her role in Wikileaks. There are many instances like the mass surveillance on social media where anti-police or anti-Iraqi war comments were monitored and punished. But people did not rally against this.

These incidents are not solidified as have done the Charlie Hebdo.  Why?

Particularly me, I cherish freedom of speech and thought as well as investigation of deep thought. There are many books we read that deconstruct any religious theory about the existence of God, and make reference to them, but such writings have some degree of objectivity. What about Charlie Hebdo?

All the cartoons and what have you are their rights, but the obnoxiously ‘sublime’ tad of malice, hatred and racism laced subtly in the magazine is the most horrific and dangerous of all. There are some far right-wing fundamentalists who are opportunists busy thinly filing their Islamaphobia.

Somebody somewhere wrote some opinion like this:  “at the same time why the West does need to impinge on other people’ cultural, political and religious sensitivities? The Sony picture hack is an example of this. Just imagine the outrage if North Korea, Iran, Syria, or Russia have made a comedy of the assassination of the first black American President and cast him in an unflattering light. Also the Western media applies greater sensitivities and censorship when it comes to matters concerning Jewish people and their faith.” Why shouldn’t they apply similar deference when it comes to Islam? 

Some people have even agreed that Edward Snowden should be hunted. “He willfully broke the law and jeopardized our country’s security. If he thought what he was doing was right, he should have been man enough to face the consequence.”  See it for goodness sake. If someone really did something bad he should expect the consequence! If you can lunge into such outcry about the killing in Paris, then the only innocence of Charlies is racism. We all condemned the killing but nobody cares to send an apology for the violation of the belief we hold so dear. So I’m not Charlie because I’m not racist.

Since people like Edward Snowden have violated what the citizens of their country believed to be the rule or something they hold dearly with respect, then you should also consider the sensibilities of others – and you should always predict to bear the consequence. These people only brought their fate upon themselves and you should not expect me to carry the guilt for the crime I did not commit – just as I did not blame the crime of some uneducated street-roamers in the US Jim-Crow era or some fundamentalists and deranged Nazi bigots. I have my own problems with the terrorists back home. They are killing me and my friends for our resistance to join their belief. I know some are not Charlie but they are to their enemy. I ‘m not terrorists but I ‘m to my enemy.

When some unruly people killed, you don’t expect me to take the blame because they are Muslims – the way I don’t generalize all people as killers in Ferguson or Israel or conclude that all Germans are Nazi – even when their people have actively participated in various pogrom.

The US has no-go area, the manifest of no joke on security issue, the French societies are fundamentalists when it comes to free speech, and the Muslims have no tolerance for a joke on the prophet. Maybe, you just can’t understand how we respect our prophet, the way we can’t understand how you respect free speech.

We have been economical with the truth. But truth should be told: Now we have to stop the expansion of Islamic organizations that are building mosques and are “imposing” Shari’ah against the laws of their host communities.  Many countries including France have adopted a clandestine way of suppressing minority view in the form of ban on Hijab under the veneer of secularism. But we should ask where they have thrown away the freedom that allows one to practice their religion. It is negotiable to say that everyone has given equal right to preach and practice their religion.   

My conclusion is that some people cannot come out publicly to declare war or their hatred against Islam, but will derive enormous pleasure when some group of people did. The Muslims on the other hand, although brutally and badly affected than anybody by the terror attacks, could not come out publicly to attack what they perceived as suppression, oppression and hatred against their religion but will in turn be happy if ISIS or Alqaeda does the work.

French political leaders, intellectuals and their citizens are right to defend their norms and values, something they cherish and seek to protect at all cost when seemed to be offended or denied. They have all the right for that. But they should also not forget that other people have their norms and values they would protect at all cost. As they could not surrender their values and norms, so do Muslims all over the world.

What I found a staggering shock is how the French society appears that provincial, so remote from the mainstream that doesn’t think their action is hurting certain sensibilities.  Muhammad (pbuh) cannot be sacred to you, the only thing that is sacred to you is your freedom something you rather die standing for than die on your knees. Yet other people believe in reverence of their religion who will rather die defending   than leaving it to ridicule. Each of the faction is fundamentalist! people who are downright incapable of viewing it from multiple perspectives - in a free world and global village where tolerance seems to come from a certain minority who are always to submit and tolerate or else they would be called barbaric.

How can we co-exist where you already made up your mind that I should always submit and tolerate, with the expectation of me to always grant respect to your values while you could not for a single moment care about mine? If you have the face to condemn the activities of those who attacked the magazine, then why couldn’t you be fair enough to also condemn their attack on the holiest person in Islam? We expect at least a mock condemnation, but nothing yet comes out. I’m not Charlie! I will never be!

It’s on this note I am reminding the world that I can make peace with anyone who has respect  for my belief the way I regard other people’ belief – whatever it is for that matter, the free speech. But I cannot make peace with someone who could ridicule my prophet. Nothing could justify the abuse of my belief as you think adamantly that nothing could justify the undermining of your free speech. I might be wrong if I missed the point of Britain, German and French societies’ ways of life. Yet other people have also missed the type of my society where respect for other people’ belief exists. So the only way of building civilized society (so we believe in our religion) is to grant fairness to all and respect, regarding the belief of everyone. We can live harmoniously if I don’t look down upon you as someone doomed to damnation in as much as you don’t undermine the little god I curve and believe to worship.

Intrusion and Imposition are what make people rise against such odd and hubristic behavior at whatever cost. You can stop the expansion of Islam in Western countries by whatever means you possess and demand the immigrants who travelled to your land to be harassed if they could not blend with the culture of the host communities. No excuse for that matter! Notice that immigrants did not make it there by plane, it was with chains around their wrists. Yet you have the gut to travel up to my land to force me with gun and kangaroo international laws to accept democracy, gay marriage, secularism and other anti-religious policies to a people with their own civilization, and force them to sacrifice their heritages right on their land.  It is liberation!

We believe in our Shari’ah and you believe in your Western values. So live and let live. For me I only require you to leave alone do my religion. Use of brute force and demonization would not help matter in any way. It would only make Muslims to put a stiff resistance. Muslims are the people who have no role model other than their prophet. So any labeling and pressure could not move them. It’s hardly to tell an incident where a Muslim denounced their religion because of the embarrassment caused by the activities of terrorists, or following demonization and hatred of Islam in any vivid or subtle manner.

If the attack on Charlie Hebdo is attack on free speech, yet attack on Islam is an attack on me. What the world seems to be unaware of or deliberately ignorant of is that the gathering in Paris and brewing storm of Islamaphobia could not change anything. The West should never surrender their heritage and Muslims should always continue to see any disrespect to their religion as uncultured, barbaric, uncivilized, and racist presentation under the veneer of free speech.

But my worry is that Charlie Hebdo did not physically carry any weapon to attack anybody, so why should they be attacked? And they say they do their work on anybody. Stick hurts bones but words don’t. After all the cartoons are not close commensurate of the revered prophet. Can mere words justify a killing? Me? - nor, I don’t kill but American drones and the police in Ferguson as well as Tony Blair and French forces fighting on foreign soils do.

So, there are many other ways people can oppose the magazine although some might have this belief that the system have already alienated minority where leaders had taken side in a judicial system designed to tell White from Black, Muslim from non-Muslim and rich from poor.

But it seems to me that there is much more than cartoons conflict on one hand, and free speech on the other, between the magazine publishers and the attackers. Everyone is such extremist and fundamentalist to their view, nobody will listen to each other. They would never for a single second allow the attackers to have a sense that they could win. Yet, we can read the unspoken determination of the attackers to carry out deadlier attacks if this continues. You can publish everything weekly or even daily, but the attackers believe to strike once in every four years, for example. To them is achievement!

But if the paper believes what they are doing is the right thing like the BBC or the Washington Post or any other media is doing, why should it be always guarded by security?  Then the government of France must cut funds from other sectors and invest them in security to secure their people. But I’m afraid, French government should establish a counseling-seeking delegation to contact the almighty USA and its warlords and experts if fighting somebody who is ready to die is that easy thin proven.


It is sad how the attack lent popularity to the small-circulating paper, unknown to the attackers that certain stupidities are easily defeated when ignored. Charlie Hebdo’s Wednesday edition to include cartoons of ‘mohammed’ and would be translated into sixteen languages. Please I need a copy here! 

Saturday, 3 January 2015

Kwankwasocracy: Government of A Saint


With the return of democracy, the child of Lincoln as we know by layman definition as government of the people by the people and for the people, another form of rulership exits. And the people of Kano were met with a brilliant person who would introduce and champion this course.

Moving into the Government House in 1999, before he lost 2003 gubernatorial election to a poor man  he humiliated from a permanent secretary position to being a “wretched” classroom teacher, he started working, spending all his time for the people, manning tractors to clear fields for projects. His has been an engineer. Out of some mysterious luck, the poor man in an old rickety Volkswagen emerged as his party flag bearer, but had no resources to carry out the task of Nigerian expensive electioneering. Old moneys and power-brokers intervened. The Alhaji ‘Tall’ and Alhaji ‘Short’ sponsored the candidature, mortgaging the State Government into the hand of some individuals. After the election, they turned the state allocation into a group personal saving where every contributor would come to collect his share. The regime cronies, political appointees and high-end contractors wined and dined with the state resources where they excluded masses from being part of the regime. The government was for all and the benefits were for the few.

Instead of being obeyed, now the chief Executive had to receive and obey directives. The elites surrounding him took the Mallam in as a docile and politically no-brain. Wasn’t it from their favour he became the state governor? The political appointees and their accomplice civil servants added ghost workers to the payroll of various ministries, and unlike the “rationale” Kwankwaso, they schemed a kind of expensive family-friends scholarship to send their children abroad. Lot of off-side scores and the referee turned away his eyes. Kanonians, elites and masses needed a laid-back regime.

When he lost his re-election in 2003, he went to serve a capacity in the Nigerian armed forces which the military training steeled his mind.  But it was not just that, Kwankwaso went into what one might call political sabbatical where he carefully observed and understood the circumstances that led to his loss. The ousted governor had been preparing and hardening to regain his lost throne. “Why on earth they voted me out?”  He was complaining why people refused to accept him of all his projects in rural electrification, education and health. Perhaps, the projects were of low-standard and awarded on inflated cost.  So he learnt the lesson, understood the rule and the psychology of the poor. “These people, I know what they want.” He muttered jn anguish, yearning enviously for the gubernatorial seat while experiencing the bitter and harsh humiliation the masses subjected him to.

First, he needed to be prudent with fiscal responsibility and had to make sure he write his name in gold, and punish all his enemies. He deployed any available means he had and demonized the incumbent as a careless regime run by the Halimas and Sadiyas surrounded by commissioners who disobeyed executive directives. Of course he would easily win the election “with a landslide” since the Halimas “were accused of adultery” in our fervent religious society. It was election eve and this strategy had worked perfectly.  But there were other hitches to be cleared from his way smoothly to the Government House. Kwankwaso went to Abuja and pleaded the abolishing of the White Paper that prevented him from contesting in 2007 gubernatorial election. White paper not black, now he would be a saint.
The white paper hampered his dream to be in the Government House during 2003 gubernatorial election. It was cleared and now the former governor had a perfect point to strike in 2011. Kano needed a leader, and that’s where the Kwankwasocarcy exists! The civilian dictator.

With the hysteria of free ganja and hard drugs, deluded  gangling marauders went to political rally around the forty-four local governments of the state, the ganja-smokers found a convenient resort free of law enforcement influence, and the entire electorates of female and shallow-minded young adults were easily wooed by a song. In this return, everyone should get into his right senses. He would not apply the method he used almost a decade ago. Instead, he would double his effort to outdo his predecessor and would categorically make a different government. He would not rule like the coward Mallam who allowed his cabinet members to influence his decision.

It’s a kind of government with bold, brave and strong leader, our own Pharaoh! - who is to possess and wield enormous power and impose his will without cabinet consultations, and at the detriment of the sovereign interest and opinion of the poor. The commissioners, PAs and SAs and other political appointees are mere ceremonial. The sole ruler knows it all and any political appointment is at the mercy of the benefactor. Members of the legislature are the biggest puppets; they cannot check his actions according to the Kano State Constitution where many of them was elected under the banner of his “legendry” Kwankwasiya ideology of which without it, most of them could not have won their seats.  Can’t you see now, the civil dictatorship?

High cabinet members and political beggars are obliged to identify with a red symbol like members of a mafia group and bow before the presence of the Chief Executive. Top government cabinets must also remove their shoes and sit on the floor while the Governor is luxuriating and wagging his leg on the executive throne.  His speech mannerism carries orders and bears aristocratic sensation, commanding and imposing. Kwankwasocarcy is a form of government dressed and presented as democracy with beneath layer of autocracy.
It is the rulership of a sole looter facilitated by cronies and family members, a system where the wife would not make public appearance like the Halimas but will go secretly to receive contracts for interlocking the sate from her construction firm with the renovation of the newly inaugurated projects subject to renewal, depending upon the targeted contract kickback her company wants to accumulate at a given time. This reckless and frequent demolishing of recent constructions is extremely disturbing as if the administration doesn’t have brilliant minds to foresee and design the whole process. Oh, I am a fool; Abubakar you just can’t understand, it isn’t a backdoor for the inflow of infinite commission. 

The Garos would be nominated market chairmen to stop the fifteen thousand Naira annual allowances of the poor markets workers. They are the contractors of fuel and food supply to the government house. They could be nominated party chairmen and later posted as respective chairmen of their various local governments.

The Deputy Governor is held with complete contempt and disdain, treated as a houseboy whose master can send him on errand from Kano to Kaduna and upon his return can instantly be sent to Abuja again. While the governor is travelling abroad, any executive responsibility would be transferred to an in-law, the unofficial deputy governor who is the only trusted person throughout the cabinet to oversee the state affairs. Every government projects that would fetch “big ten per cent,” the bridge, the Northwest University, the road and whatnots, are directed to his ministry, so that all the money would be shared among father, mother, daughter and the son-in-law and their grandchildren. Isn’t that a smart technique?

It’s in this regime that a road construction would be initiated with the surface intention, but beneath lies a hidden motive of punishing political adversary. They would destroy his home. That’s just it, while there are other places that are in much need of such constructions. They would never do them because a perceived enemy and member of the opposing camp will be using the road.

Of course there is free education on the executive papers and media reports. The primary and secondary schools which the government relieved the burden of collecting money from the parents, now have to struggle with maintenance,  fining the pupils to buy chalk, brooms, aerosol, sterilizer and other basic materials. They also have to beg residents to assist with the teaching. If you’re not a school teacher, please keep silent and hurriedly go ask one. Free education while teachers are nursing untold agony because making loud complaint could cause the termination of their contract. Can you please remember that under this regime, political criticism is highly tolerable? I’m afraid if they would not search me out and send me to Gwauron Dutse.

There is also this mistrust between parents and their children initiated by the government’s hypocrisy. Parents get confused when a son comes to ask for a university fee. They damn believe that education is free to every son and daughter of the state, so why asking for more even when government has paid? Unknown to them, because they only listen to radio programs where the political mouth-soldiers are stationed, those in BUK, ABU and Sokoto haven’t received bank alert for the refunding of their last year’s fees, and have to register again for the new academic calendar because the government is so much efficient and thrifty, the reason that has prevented them from releasing the money. You see, even the health sector has been subsidized where the pregnant must buy a razor and cotton while delivering. I think there is so much exaggeration at the expanse of reality. we are being used by someone  to sell currency across the country. What do you see, huh?

In terms of recruitment, the application procedure is designed in such a way that one must have not known somebody who is a card-carrying member of the red cap revolutionary group. The applicant must not also wear red cap or else he would be turned down. When being a member of a cult group became a requirement for job employment? This way, the government would prevent the recruitment of ghost workers and bring sanity to the civil service where people would be employed on fairness and justice, that’s, a system free of any political affiliation. If fortunately the applicant’s surname bears the name of an antagonist, you surely believe he (won’t) be admitted. This has unequivocally not discriminated many against their right of being eligible candidate. 

It’s prudent government that requires sizable employees of the in-law of Gwanis and sons of Garos where they enjoy whimsy transfer from ministry to ministry even when they prove notoriously incompetent. You could remember that lecturer who enjoyed such privilege. Who can enjoy this if not the son of somebody who has his mouth close to the government’s ears?

Kwankwasocarcy is the appreciation of autocratic adventurism, political corner-cutting and hypocrisy led by a former/serving looter who attempts, but fails, to delude the masses. A government where the ruler connived against the masses to remove fuel subsidy and attempted to stifle and destruct any media that sought to report the happening during the Occupy Nigeria protest. What is worrying is how he secretly and smartly corners the public fund and appears as if nothing has ever happened. The fencing of the government house at #655 million is outrageous, 4billion Naira for hotel bill, 800 hundred million Naira to renovate roundabouts and the extra-judicial sacking of the state university Vice Chancellor. Can we please talk about the cost of his presidential campaign? It will take a century to find someone so smart like Kwankwaso and yet dangerously witless.

We are robbed in a mysterious way and we’re jubilating while the culprit, a mistaken devil seen as a saint, turns around gladly and laughs at our naïveté. It is the same Kwankwaso who ordered the shipment of three SUV Toyota armored cars similar to Stella Udua’s, only that her case was in another country where corruption is not common stealing, and nobody talked about that because the governor casts a spell on our people. We only kept silent, because we want to encourage him, but that doesn’t mean we are stupid.

We are a society where people feel well satisfied from the “little they get from the status quo” and see any change as horrendous. I guess, people are jubilating because they see streetlights, overhead bridges, free education and sponsorship of Kano State indigenes to study abroad. Thanks to Kwankwaso, he had improved very little than other governors who could not curve their avarice from the loot of fuel subsidy scam. But what would he have done with the fund owned by all of us if he has not worked for us? I will apply for the scholarship, I am also a Kano indigene.

While Shekarau administration was crowded with nouveau-riche exhibitionists who emerged recently from poverty, they understood government as a means of primitive accumulation of wealth: as an opportunity of bringing more wives, building more houses and cruising expensive cars while unbearably conceited and uninterested in developing the state. Impartially, the kwankwaso administration had also passed through this phase. What we are witnessing in the present time is a next stage of the former case, which is equally another primordial way of wealth acquisition shamelessly brought to modern times, where the powerful autocrat lords it over the weak. Isn’t it medieval capitalism?    

He tries so hard to appear saint by shifting the blame upon opposition politicians who are also friends in another way. Kwankwaso accused Shekarau of selfish allocation of fund to build a mansion after the expiration of the latter’s  tenancy at Africa House, while the former could strike a deal to collect the selfish allocation. “Ok, Shekarau how much? I need that money too.” 

Other politicians accidently found themselves in unlucky circumstances, and because of the mass propaganda and politicization of the insurgency; the opposition are trapped in a tight corner. They are being painted to appear devil in the public eyes, using Jonathan and PDP as scapegoats and Buhari and APC as a smokescreen to hoodwink the masses and get away with their loot. Now he is in the height of sainthood, away from the PDP of OBJs and Kwankwasos where a whole big oil ship disappeared while serving as Defence Minister. Or was it reported it sunk without the death of her crew?

You know Abuja office is very seductive; one can easily be susceptible where anti-graft law is so lax. The interesting thing of life is its dynamism, to borrow from a linguist David Shariatmadari, “today’s mistake would be tomorrow’s rigorously defended norm” and that’s why we have mistaken devils we are celebrating today.

Now, he takes our collective intelligence so mildly for granted which he thinks will allow him do anything and easily pass because he is in the APC. We are awake and vigilant with our eyes open. The reason we voted the Shekaraus out was their haughty show of sole ownership of the state resources and mismanagement. Yours kwankwaso, I’m afraid, is beyond this because of your unreserved show of monopoly, unbridled contempt of our intelligence and total lack of empathy. You exercise an aristocratic and autocratic control not only over our resources but also our intelligence, and that’s the reason we are telling the world we aren’t in slave colony.

I’m not supporting his plan of maintaining firm grip on our politics. If only to be a governor requires you first to be a deputy governor, then many governorship aspirants with progressive mind could not realize their dreams. So what if only to be a senator demands that you must have initially served as a governor? Can you tell any difference which parts our beloved Kwankwaso of our darling APC from Babangida Mu’azu of PDP in their bid to relocate to the former governors’ forum?

Forgive me god, I have committed hellish sin. I know my reward is hell for such grave sin of abusing one of your prophets. Should I enter paradise if I don’t apologize? I doubt much. Let me do so quickly before violent disciples lynch me:

Please, I am also a die-hard supporter of Kwankwaso. I can even die because of him, can you? -  while his sons are there at Ivy League. I believe in his commitments towards human development, economic policies and other progressive initiatives. He would always be remembered for the good work he has done as a Kano State governor who sponsored thousands of Kanonians to study in and out of the country irrespective of their family background. The first governor who introduced various learning institutions and vocational centers. The first governor who built subways and the longest flyover ever in Nigeria. There are many achievements, the “first” is endless that he becomes the first governor whose stubborn stupidity only helps construct his coffin.


Happy New Year!

Feminism They Call It: A Jumble of Thought


Feminism, they call it disdainfully, those who look at it from negative angle. In order to go along this line, I add a jumble of thought as it appears exactly from the title. I wished the piece initially to be purely my thoughts, ideas, feelings and experiences about the events surrounding women and men, for fair judgment. I also add “a jumble of thought” because the ground I stand might differ from yours.  

I’m neither an advocate of misogyny nor of misandry; but a little more of philogyny: a positive and kind attitude towards women. Misogyny is the hatred or dislike of women while misandry is the hatred for men. The friction of the two, according to many, is the driving force for a sort of homosexuality called gynophobia: the fear for women.
Sociologist Allan G. Johnson describes misogyny as “an attitude of hatred of females because they are females”, which constitutes the basis of their oppression in the society. An apt example of this is Pre-Islamic Arab where women were viewed as negation and shame and buried alive because they were females. It is a belief accompanied in patriarchal society where women are placed in subordinate positions with limited access to power and decision making position. Islam had made attempts to redeem women from this torture.
Some scholars share in Aristotle’s view to see a woman as an incomplete man and deformity. Nicholas Pappas, in the “Rutledge Philosophy, Guide To Plato”, says that Socrates described those who pleaded apology in court as “no better than women” on account of their cowardice. The ancient Greek believed that those who led an immoral life would be reincarnated as women. Some scholars have attributed that one of the failure of democracy is its attempt to promote sexual equality.
Jack Holland writes of the evidence of misogyny in The Old Testament in the story of The Fall of Man in The Book of Genesis as a myth that blames women for the suffering of man: The Original Sin.  Some misogynists have the belief that Islam has its own criticism of women in the 34th verse of Annisa’i, although a Muslim scholar Taj Hashmi have discussed this in his book, “Islam and Misogyny: A Case Study of Bangladesh.”
Asra Nomani, in a Washington Post article, discussing Sura Annisa’i, says  “domestic violence against women is prevalent today in non-Muslim communities.” She further wrote that Islamic historians agree that the Holy prophet Muhammad (PBUH) never hit a woman. Professor Reza Aslan, University of Southern California, writing in “No god But God,” says “misogynistic interpretation of the Qur’an is persistently attached to Annisa’i 34 because commentary of the holy Qur’an has been exclusively domain of Muslim men.” 
Many western scholars such as Immanuel Kant, John Lucas, G W F Hegel, David Hume, Thomas Hobbes, John Locke, Rene Descartes, Oswald Spengler, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Arthur Schopenhauer, Otto Weininger, Fredrick Nietzsche, and Sigmund Freud, etcetera, have been accused of misogyny.   

Comparing women as equal to men is absurd and ridiculous. When feminists call for equality, what comes first to my mind is to assume their much-needed call for fair and equal treatment. Literally, if we can assume a woman to be like a man, we will always end up proven wrong. Naturally, men can withstand harsher condition, able to absorb more difficulties and stress than women. In spite of this, it’s pretty possible to have some men much lazier than some women.

However, we can also state the opinion of Socrates who insists that men surpass women at any task both sexes undertake. Men are the successful version of what women aspire to become and have a natural feeling of awe and respect for men. For this, we have the widely circulated statement as ‘what man can do woman can do’ not the other way round.

To further accentuate this point, whenever a woman achieves certain success, people hurriedly say ‘wonderful,’ sounding extravagantly impressed and surprised, echoing the fact that her achievement is a rare feat among her sex while there is hardly such admiring comment when a man achieves a similar or even superior success. When a woman assumes a high political post or economic status, for example, people will exaggeratingly and proudly say ‘the first female to hold the post in the history of this country,’ while no such thing at all for a man.

Some women tend to believe that staying at home is just another form of confinement. Being at home in matrimony doesn’t mean closing you up in a prison as some people are trying to make us believe. It is showing care and compassion.  Women are delicate and precious, who deserve comfortable and unstressed condition. That belief of “if you see a woman in suffering, her man is at fault” is a constant reminder to us that we should always provide women with extra-care and facilitate their success. Whenever we see Ellen Johnson Sir-Leaf, Angela Merkel, Dilma Roussef or Margaret Thatcher, sobriquet the Iron Lady, or Deputy Director Avril Haines, we know that there are men: husband, father or colleague, aiding their attainments from behind the scene.

Women in my society should sigh a heavy relief they were not created in other cultures where they are seen as investment opportunities in her education, beauty and cosmetics so that when her marriage comes, her parents would look forward to making profit from her bride price. They also should be happy they are spared backbreaking tasks or live in other societies that hide under the auspices of liberty, freedom and equality to push them into competition with men who will then turn around and laugh when they fail. They can end up enmeshed in dilemma, till they get to realize a Hausa proverbial saying “ba’a kwacewa yaro garma.”

Women hardly appeared in the list of the early inventors. There wasn’t a woman ever conferred the status of knighthood, and even the feminine version of the word is yet to be known.  A Knight has always remained a male character, a symbol of power, might, and strength.

Common evidence that further differentiates female from being like male is that there is sharp gap between the numbers of male and female fighting as allied forces in foreign lands. The sum of females will certainly count to a chicken-feed. This implies that women are less powerful than men. Then, it can be understood that nature decreed that women can never match up with men in many respect.

I believe when people like me talk about women condition in society, we don’t practically and literally assume women to be men in terms of responsibility or strength. According to Aristotle, the female character will be inappropriate if she is too brave and clever and awkward and sinewy. All we mean is special care and assistance; women having access to education, economic, social and political opportunities to have a good life. Well, I can’t judge if women mean something different, something bigger, than this.

Scholars such as Katherine K. Young and Paul Nathan posit that, ideologically, the fervent call for feminism and the overriding focus on women is to prioritize girlish hierarchy which as a result may be a misandry, the hatred and prejudice for men. Then feminist call for equality is a subterfuge form for gynocentricism, the ideological practice and consciousness of asserting particular feministic point of view in which social issues, desires and needs are addressed and analyzed to the detriment of non-females.

Now after looking at the concept from the vintage point that sees feminism as a call for giving extra care to women, we shall also look at it from macho perspective.

Some male decry the idea of feminism, ignoring the idea of giving special attention and opportunities to females, to maintain the status quo. To my view, anti-feminism can to some extreme extent have some links with misogyny.

Hippocrates writing is his book “On Affection,” uses the surviving Greek word of the misogyny as (misogunia) ‘disaffection of women’ and (misanthropia) disaffection of humanity. He grouped the hatred of women with the hatred of humanity in general. In “humanity” lies my advocacy for feminism.

In terms of intelligence and brilliancy, women can do better what men do or some men fail to do. With the creation of modern tools by men, I say by men, (military arena and or computer industry is still man-dominated world), women can perform great things with the sleight of a hand from their tiny offices.

Women can assume some highest decision-making posts in the society. Yet, some interpretations of Islamic scriptures forbid this because women are too emotional, compassionate, indulgent and lenient.

Some people say women have ‘short and deficient sight and thinking.’ I don’t know if there is any difference between men’ and women’ brain. I keep wondering, looking at people’ heads, how they think and what are they thinking? Is women’ brain less powerful than men’? Has men’ brain have more cortex and processors than women’? Is this the reason men are always cleverer than women? Is this the reason men always outsmart women? Do other people think in line with my thought?

Although Allah says ‘‘Arrijalu qawwamuna alannisa’i’’ (men are the protectors and maintainers of women because God has made one of them, (man) to excel the other (woman). He also said ‘‘Inna akramakum indallahi atqakum’’ (surely the greatest among you in the sight of Allah is he or she who fears Allah the most). And all of ibadats (acts of worship) carries equal reward. Wrongdoings also carry uniform punishment irrespective of sexuality.

But some people are opportunists. They are using this advantage to commit crimes against women.  The society forced women for centuries to accept that they cannot be anything beyond the sources of pleasure for men. The unwritten law is that if you are a woman, you can be successful but not too much successful. Because the stenotype has been deeply ingrained, few women can think of slaughtering a ram for religious rituals during Sallah period, especially in this part of the world.

I always feel offended in the midst of married men by their vulgar language in their conversation about women. “Kai wannan fa akwai kaya”, to refer to her breasts, bucks and hips. The most important role given to women in the society is to spread their leg on the bed to give way for men through the shrub and mush into the kingdom of pleasure. In a society where marriage, sex and procreation are the major concerns, women have no important role than this. And that is why, often, girl child education is disrupted in favour of marriage. And later we come to blame government for inadequate female personnel in our hospitals and can brazenly find a face to protest against a male doctor treating our daughters.

I have been asking parents why they don’t want to allow their girl children to go to colleges. Their responses remain the same: “waywardness and deviant activities on campuses,” fearing their daughters might get involved in flirtatious affairs with their male friends.

Truth is, if they are fair to themselves and the society, why do they send their sons to go and destroy one’s daughter while protecting theirs. And if you say she will turn a wayward on the campus, I don’t know if all the prostitutes in the red-light enclave in around the town are graduates from BUK medicine faculty. I don’t even know if all the prostitutes have a certificate from FCE or Polytechnic hung above their beds as a testimony for their being professional service providers from the faculty of sex in our colleges. Do you want to mean that all those girls who are in or passed through the university are involving in premarital affairs?

Another injustice is that, on many occasions, there will be a situation where a family of a husband knows that their brother is promiscuous. But they will allow him to marry an innocent girl. While they would never allow their dissolute son to marry a girl alleged to be loose. 

Often there are instances where a husband might have been caught screwing up with other women but the matter would not be given any hoot and his helpless wife must stay in the marriage. And if she refuses, the whole society will gang up against her. The sky will certainly fall if it were the wife having an affair with other men. The whole people from the husband’s family will reach a consensus to divorce her.  

And one argument I have is that if you insist women pursuing western education are evil because they may turn out recalcitrant or deviant, then how much have you invested so far in her religious education?  Are you telling me that all female doctors in Gynecology and Obstetrics Units at Aminu Kano and Murtala Hospital respectively, female lecturers in universities, women judges in Shari’ah courts, women in Hisbah Board, are wayward and intractable and unfaithful to their husbands?

Mothers from my extended family often complained that their daughters are not married by affluent husbands like their rich sons are marrying in others daughters to come and enjoy in their wealth. They are envious. Here, all they want is the ratio to be at least fifty-fifty. They were baffled why the system would put them at the disadvantaged side.

I told them it is because they only allow their sons to pursue go for higher education and disallow their daughters; and that’s why their daughters as educationally backward are usually married off to the husbands less privileged than their sons.

You want your daughter to be the wife of somebody? “Those who read are rewarded with important positions in society.”

People don’t even bother to provide proper Islamic knowledge to women for the fear that once they know the truth, the end of injustice has come. A lady was forced to get into an arranged marriage to a husband whom her father was indebted. She has had her love already but her father insisted she must marry his choice as if he were the one to live in the marriage. She was helpless and couldn’t protest the decision. If she took the matter to the court, the society would curse her for suing her father. She got into the marriage and soon died of heart enlargement.

Although ignorance is never an Islamic teaching, but education is nothing in our society. Nothing in our society is seen as an achievement without marriage. Even a man, not a woman, who achieves great success in wealth or knowledge, yet unmarried, is still viewed as unfulfilled.
I’m not condemning the institution of marriage because it is the foundation of every society. But marriage is not a mandatory ibadat.  There are Muslim scholars who died unmarried, devoting their lives to the advancement of knowledge. The religion describes marriage as non-compulsory (Sunnah) and education as obligatory. Then why are we more of this Sunnah and averse to the obligatory?  We can do many other Sunnah simpler and less demanding than marriage. I do not see any importance in giving birth to drug addicts, thieves and beggars buzzing around beer taverns.

Despite the fact that it’s is men’s responsibility to take care of the woman, yet, some men continue to starve the girls by deliberately refusing to feed them and beat their wives and cheat on them. If a woman can only have her paradise under her husband’s feet, then where the husband could find his paradise? I think we are being presented with one side of the argument.

Women are always at the receiving end. Imagine how boys set rules and criteria for a woman they would marry: ‘tall, beautiful, light-skinned,’ as if it was the ladies who created themselves. Women are unwittingly coerced into unnatural life. For them to be light-skinned, they will have to use creams and lotion to pale their skin. There are many ways of contracting skin cancer; this one is one of them.

In terms of beauty, they only grew up and see themselves as what they are naturally. But if you ever allowed the society to define you and you feel that you are ‘beautiful’, then the danger sets in. You will begin to treat others with aplomb disdain. In the end, you will be the victim of your beauty when men began to chase after you.
Finally, is a suggestion?

I wish women will understand to not be fanatical. Camille Paglia argues that a close reading of the ancient text will reveal that men do not hate women but fear them and ready to serve them, like a Knight in his shining armour. Men can hate woman only in their plays but very fond of them in their beds. Men are fools like cock and hen, eating the stones and leaving the grains to win woman’s heart. Men are idiot gullible who are enslaved by women but rejoice in it. Men are of course living life and dying for women.

If particularly men will feel that women are also human beings and not just articles of pleasure, there will be a drastic reduction in marital and societal problems. If we assume that neither will exist without either, not one as a boss and the other as a servant, then also there will be a progression.